thought you may need cheering up

Maybe it’s 2am and you’ve had a rough time. Here’s my favourite joke of the moment. Hope it cheers you up.

A dad hunts and kills a deer and decides to cook it for the family dinner. As he doesn’t want to upset his kids who love bambi, he decides not to tell them what it is. However, during the meal he decides to give them one clue.
“It’s what your mother affectionately calls me.” he says. His six year old boys shouts out “It’s a fucking dick, don’t eat it!”

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