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thought you may need cheering up

Maybe it’s 2am and you’ve had a rough time. Here’s my favourite joke of the moment. Hope it cheers you up.

A dad hunts and kills a deer and decides to cook it for the family dinner. As he doesn’t want to upset his kids who love bambi, he decides not to tell them what it is. However, during the meal he decides to give them one clue.
“It’s what your mother affectionately calls me.” he says. His six year old boys shouts out “It’s a fucking dick, don’t eat it!”

more sillyness here if you need a laugh… guaranteed pick up lines

Top 50 boys names 2013-14

The top 50 boys names from 2013-14

If you were like us, you probably trawled the internet and bought various books looking for baby name ideas. If you choose not to go with mum or dad’s name then it’s a hard job because you can’t help feeling that it has a bearing on how his or her life will be. Does the world need another John (no offence to all the Johns out there). You want the name to be individual but not dumb or obscure. We could not agree on one and we both had pretty strong ideas about names. It’s not easy, you get one shot and you will NOT please everyone with your choice. I know we didn’t – but ‘Felix’ and ‘Lucas’ kind of stuck with us and now we can’t imagine them be called anything else. It’s who they are…

The top 50 boys names from 2013-14 were…

50 DAVID
49 HARLEY
48 HARVEY
47 MATTHEW
46 LEWIS
45 LUKE
44 TOBY
43 ARTHUR
42 JAYDEN
41 THEO
40 ADAM
39 ZACHARY
38 SEBASTIAN
37 TYLER
36 HARRISON
35 FREDDIE
34 FINLEY
33 EDWARD
32 JAKE
31 DYLAN
30 BENJAMIN
29 ISAAC
28 LOGAN
27 MASON
26 LUCAS
25 MAX
24 ALEXANDER
23 MOHAMMED
22 DANIEL
21 RILEY
20 SAMUEL
19 JOSEPH
18 HENRY
17 LEO
16 ARCHIE
15 MUHAMMAD
14 ETHAN
13 NOAH
12 JOSHUA
11 ALFIE
10 GEORGE
9 JAMES
8 WILLIAM
7 OSCAR
6 THOMAS
5 CHARLIE
4 JACOB
3 HARRY
2 JACK
1 OLIVER

Why won’t my baby sleep are being serenaded by the loudest fireworks display EVER!!

Despite the fact that a creaky floorboard 2 rooms away can be enough to wake our boys, both of them fell into a deep sleep during the Southport Musical Fireworks competition roughly a quarter of a mile from our house. The windows are actually rattling to the bangs and the garden’s illuminated by the flashes yet Fe and Lucas are sleeping… what???

Why won’t my baby sleep are almost speechless.